Don't you send me to vm
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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