Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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