My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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