And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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