On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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