Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
it glows. i had to have it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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