When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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