I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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