Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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