tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Randomize
