Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Is Oprah even human
Is this like a preordered booty call?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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