i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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