i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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