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(+27): View more from South Africa

This girl is more easily done than said...

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(260): View more from Indiana

He went soft

(631): View more from New York

Wait. During?

(260): View more from Indiana

Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.

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(409): View more from Texas

He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.

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(619): View more from California

Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.

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(805): View more from California

You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!

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(773): View more from Illinois

I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.

(847): View more from Illinois

i think the last part kind of negates the first part there

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(941): View more from Florida

Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.

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(830): View more from Texas

Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻‍♀️

(417): View more from Missouri

I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...

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