Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
What drink are we having for lunch?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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