It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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