Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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