i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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