i permit you to call me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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