my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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