At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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