yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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