Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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