I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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