So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
The air was thick with penises
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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