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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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