everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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