respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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