I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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