you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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