But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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