Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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