I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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