I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
