I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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