I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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