stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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