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(818): View more from California

Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.

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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

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(404): View more from Georgia

I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick

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