Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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