so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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