Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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