He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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