My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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