are you so shy because you have an std?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
a search helicopter?!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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