She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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