i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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