Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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