Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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