The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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