i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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