i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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