what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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