Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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