He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
