Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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